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Strange Gift List

When I asked ChatGPT for a list of odd gifts, this is what came up:

A taxidermied animal head
A necklace made of human hair
A jar of pickled octopus
A book on the history of toilet paper
A life-size cardboard cutout of yourself
A pillow with your face printed on it
A custom-made voodoo doll
A hand-painted portrait of your pet as a mythical creature
A set of dentures with real human teeth
A subscription to a service that sends you monthly mystery meat packages
A framed picture of your own DNA
A collection of expired prescription pills
A taxidermied baby alligator
A mold of your own face for making masks or sculptures
A custom-made candle that smells like your favorite celebrity’s sweat
A set of underwear made out of bacon
A set of ceramic plates with images of roadkill on them
A puzzle made out of your own family photos
A personalized Ouija board
A plant that grows in a glass vial filled with your own blood
A set of hand-carved wooden dentures
A book on the history of human cannibalism
A framed portrait of a random stranger
A custom-made jacket made entirely of human hair
A set of taxidermied insects dressed in miniature human clothing
A pair of shoes made out of recycled chewing gum
A set of preserved insect specimens arranged in the shape of a heart
A personalized jar of sand from the beaches of Chernobyl
A set of custom-made false teeth with secret compartments
A book on the history of bizarre medical treatments